God Ordains: Tim Hawkins

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Tim Hawkins

Rules: You are not allowed to be prejudice against these. I've talked to some people (You know who you are...) who don't like Tim Hawkins because people quote him and think he's funny. *ahem* He's a comedian. That's his job. Anyway, you need to watch at least one of them.

Hint: Turn the music off at the bottom of the page. It makes it a little better. Just a little.

8 comments:

Sarah said...: I LOVE Tim Hawkins!!!! He is so funny!!! Sometimes I'll go on YouTube and just watch his vidos even though I've seen them before. I still laugh so hard!! He is the best!!!; February 21, 2009 at 8:21 AM
Kaybs said...: haha, I love Tim Hawkins!
I do the same thing Sarah does haha!; February 21, 2009 at 10:43 AM
Ian Taylor said...: Yeah, I am one of those people that quote him lol. Tim is the BEST!; February 21, 2009 at 12:01 PM
Owen said...: How can y'all like him???? he is not that funny!!!!!!!!!!! and he is just corny!!!!!!! .......

HAHAHAHA JK!!!!! tim is the best!!!!!; February 22, 2009 at 6:37 PM
Carly said...: I was like WHAT???!!! OMG, Owen!!! But then I saw your last line on the post. *phew* Hahaha! I guess that was kinda you point. :D

Yeah, I'm a total Tim Hawkins fan!!! Hey Kaylee, did you go play airsoft on Sunday?; February 23, 2009 at 8:25 PM
Owen said...: hahahahaha I got you good Carly LOL; February 24, 2009 at 10:41 AM
Unknown said...: No... I didn't play airsoft. I don't want soccer to end. But if everyone starts going to airsoft then I probably will. :D Did you?; February 24, 2009 at 2:28 PM
Carly said...: No. I went to soccer and I was wondering where you were. It was fun to play with Katelyn cause she hasn't been playing lately. It was a small group though! Missed you! :); February 26, 2009 at 6:35 PM

Tanner said...

"Yeah. When I get bigger, I can buy some money."

"I won't be able to do that until I'm bigger and wiser like you."

"Kaylee, can you play Indiana Jones with me?"

Mariah and I asked Tanner who his best friends were and he said, "Well, Jesse."

"Who next?" we asked,

"Boriah" (Mariah) then we asked,

"Who next?"

"Nafan" (Nathan) "to beat him up."

Once again, Mariah and I regularly ask Tanner,

"Hey, Tanner, Who's the coolest?"

His normal answer is,

"Nafan"

But on this rare occasion he said,

"Well... Justin wants to be. But Nafan is."

Later, actually months later, I asked Him again and he says,

"Tanner!!!"

"Mom, mom! Did you find Sleeping Beauty?"

"No, I found Cinderella, though."

"Yes!"

Tanner prayed during our Family Prayer time and this is what he said:

"Jesus-God,

Fank you for Josh and Megan and Kaylee and Tyler and Daddy and Timmy and Mommy and everybody. Fank you for all the toys and fank you for all the Indiana Jones. Amen."

"When I die, I'll be dead."

In the middle of the Miami Dolphins game today (Oct. 26) Dad was cheering the TV on by saying, "GO BABY, GO BABY, GO BABY!!!" and Tanner thought that Dad was talking to mom, since he (dad) frequently calls mom "baby"... So Tanner added, "Go mommy, go mommy, go mommy!" to cheer on the winning Dolphins. (they won that game, by the way!)

"Dad, Dad - That bad guy he fighted him and that guy, he killed him in the tummy!"

"Mom, I just want everyone to call me Indiana..."

"Tyler, Wario is not the best. Pit is the best!"

"Froggies.... You catch them and you stick them in a bucket."

"I want some water... (1 minute later)... thanks. Water is good. And so is french fries."

I asked him for a story from the bible and this is what I get:

"The guy had blood on him and he falled down and he died. David killed him"

"Pirates of the Carribean was fighting Davey Jones and was servants and was pirate ship."

"Davy Crocket, the big bear was behind Davy Crocket and Davy Crocket shoot the bear and he climbed up a tree. And that’s all."

"Nim’s island was on the island and it was so much fun and I didn’t know and she climbed up the tree. That’s all."

I was babysitting Tanner and he yells, “The treasure map! Servant…. Now you may be killed. No! Now you may be killed.” Walks over and picks up some string and starts twirling it. He hit something,
“Sorry,”
"Hey Tanner, please don’t do that." He pretends not to hear me. "Tanner."
"You won’t call dad! You can’t call dad." Twirls it with more vengeance.
"Tanner, please stop."
"You won’t call dad."
"No. I won’t."
"You won’t call him. You can’t."

"Welcome to Morning!"

"I win-d Timmy." apparently they were racing and he won...

Tanner prayed again this morning...

"Jesus, God... thank you for Mommy and Daddy and Tyler and Kaylee and let us have a good day. And please heal everybody. Everybody who doesn't have healin' in their body. Amen."

"Dad? Can Ty-Ty switch places with Timmy? 'Cause Tyler stinks."

Mariah told Tanner, "Tanner, You're so cute!"

And he replied, "Yeah. I am."

I asked, "Tanner, Who's the Coolest?"

"Ummmm. Sidney is. And Boriah is. And Tyler and Jess and Josh and Justin..."

"What about Nathan?!"

"No. Nathan's my best friend."

"So, he's not the coolest?"

"No! He's just my best friend."

"Kaylee! Mom made popcorn for us and do you want some?"

"No thanks."

"Don't you like popcorn?"

"No. Not really..."

"Why don't you like popcorn?"

"I dunno. I just don't."

"Is it because you're stupid?"

"Hey, Tyler... Do you see that pretty ball in the sky?? Daddy said that's the moon..."

"Hey. Who's the coolest?"

"Just Bariah... and Jesse"

"Who else?"

"No one."

"What about Nathan?"

"No one else."

"Lord have mercy."

"There it is! Home, sweet home..."

"This is the funnest thing I've never done!"

"Oh my gosh! Kaylee! Look at that star! It's moving really fast!"

"Kaylee, can I please take pictures with your camera?"

"No."

"Kaylee, can I take pictures with your computer?"

"Nope."

"Gosh. No one lets me do anything here."

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Tim Hawkins

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